” An excerpt from Kevin Strickland’s wilderness diary, entitled ‘Kittens in the Mist’.”
      
“At last… I believe I have made real progress with the orange ones I refer
to as “The sisters.” After slowly gaining their trust, I have finally convinced
them that Captain Crunch is not in fact a toy, and is wholly edible.
Unfortunately, they continue eating my cardboard and packing tape.
      
However, this development seems to have endeared them to me somewhat,
and now one of their ranks endeavours to sleep on my warm PC monitor;
a task made difficult by the rounded, slanted nature of the thing.
Nevertheless, she perseveres.”
Eric, can I call you ‘Morte,’ yet?