05/27/2001 Entry: "Stress Test"

I feel so happy that I'm much less-stressed than Robyn, who is basically a plant.

You exhibit a stress percentage of 10%, which barely registers. Get a job.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

1. consciousness.

Q.E.D.

Comments: 2 comments

"You exhibit a stress percentage of 24% which is well below average.

Quite likely, you are lazy and retarded. "

haha...

Posted by rick @ 05/27/2001 05:41 PM CST

"It's just as we suspected. You exhibit a stress percentage of 41%, which is about what you deserve. This is only an average score for someone of your age and sex.

"Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

-one of your jobs.
-your youngest child.
-consciousness."

Posted by Jett Superior @ 05/29/2001 12:39 AM CST

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