November 13, 2002
Jerkin My Merkin
Me: I wanna merkin. I can use it as an eyepatch.
Laura: Hopefully not a used one.
Me: Sure, it'd look like i had a furry labia on my eye.
Me: But I think it'd be a fashion statement.
Laura: "Gee, there's something fishy about this eye patch..."
Me: *winces*
Posted by Eric at November 13, 2002 07:13 PMI am NOT going to ask where or how you came across that bit of trivia, but in the event that you should really need one, I think that I would just tie a cat round my waist.
Posted by: Jeremie at November 13, 2002 10:38 PMThis is the second reference to adding "fur" to a female body part. And both were sexual areas of the body. I dont think I need to say again how much you actually fucking scare me.
Posted by: James at November 15, 2002 01:47 AMsee, and this is just one of our standard conversations. aren't you glad you don't live in our heads?
Posted by: laura at November 15, 2002 05:21 AMMerkins have been hard to find for a few centuries now, but here's another furry accessory you might appreciate: the coinpuss.
Posted by: Prentiss Riddle at November 17, 2002 10:48 PM