Sacred Sucks

Instead of purchasing Sacred, just bash your computer with a hammer a few times. You'll get all the wonderful gameplay, including constant BSODs and random graphics problems, and you'll save a boatload of cash. I've had this digitized turd for no more than an hour and it's crashed four times.

Honestly, I'm really sick of being an unpaid beta-tester for shyster game companies.

Today I broke two of my own rules: never buy a game unless you've played the demo, or unless the game comes from a company known to make pretty decent products [like Blizzard, id, or the UT folks], and never buy anything from CompUSA. Luckily a quick pre-emptive phone call to the manager at CompUSA will keep me from raining hellfire down upon them when they tried to charge me their 2000% "restock fee" or whatever they're calling it these days.