I’m thinking of selling my car, stealing a couple hundred grand, and buying a Unimog.
You too can make your own seismogram of today’s earthquake in Seattle!
Joe Camel would be proud: Big Tobacco’s marketing campaigns overseas are so effective that encouraging 5-year-olds to smoke is a matter of civic pride.
Wow! Thanks to Top Secret Recipes, I now know how to make Girlscout Cookies! Granted, I’d have to get over my aversion to eating food that came out of my pantry, and I’m not sure where I’d find the Girlscouts (or a woodchipper, for that matter), but it’s a start!
Driving to the customer’s site this morning, I spotted a sign claiming credit for some work that this company had done. Am I the only one who thinks they could have chosen a name with a better boding for their business?
“People who trade stocks, trade based on what they feel will move and they can trade for profit. Nobody makes investment decisions based on reading financial filings. Whether a company is making millions or losing millions, it has no impact on the price of the stock. Whether it is analysts, brokers, advisors, Internet traders, or the companies, everybody is manipulating the market. If it wasn’t for everybody manipulating the market, there wouldn’t be a stock market at all. . . .” — Jonathan Lebed, at age 15.
