Great! For about 66% of your CPU load, you Windows users can have a really trippy psychedelic animated desktop pattern by installing the Drempels Screensaver program.

I sent Robert a link to Playboy’s Breast Test, and an ad popped up for a “Playboy Visor.”

“Hell yeah I wanna buy a Playboy Visor!” says Robert.

“Oh wait. It’s just a hat. Not a Visor.”

So let me get this straight. If I get a tattoo of your logo on my arm, you’ll give me free beer for the rest of my life?

Even more on that barcode-library idea: “Getting your CueCat declawed” has far more information on gutting and modifying the CueCat than any human should ever know.

Doing some hardcore modifications to your electronic devices and can’t figure out what kind of chip you’re looking at? Check the Chip Directory.

More on that barcode-scanned library idea: DVD Profiler is a handy tool that allows you to track and manage scanned-in DVD titles. This would be good for those of you that have large DVD collections and would like to have proof for your insurance companies.

Quote of the Day: “I stopped getting spam when I blocked all two-letter domain names.”