5/31/2001
Windows 1.0

Have a spare PC/XT compatible computer and no software to run on it?

Buy a vintage copy of Windows 1.0.

Mac Aquarium

Hey kids! Turn that clunky old Macintosh into a shiny new aquarium! Macs make fish happy!

Shoals Propaganda Campaign

The shoals area, where many of us were imprisoned is on a retirement community campaign. This is an example of the kind of thing going on. we dug up a graphic from the proposed phase 3 of the Propaganada campaign. Full rant on networkgeek.org

5/30/2001
Silent Mode

Booboolina: “My phone’s not that cool. What I wouldn’t do for vibrator mode.”

5/29/2001
Off-Peak Living

I really like the idea of ”Off-Peak Living“. I keep trying to get up before 9 AM, and to not stay up until 5 AM, but I’m slowly realizing that I enjoy having this behemoth of a city all to myself. There’s no traffic problems at 3 AM. The restaurants (that are open) aren’t crowded. I do a lot of work (or play) in the wee hours that I’d otherwise never get done in normal daytime hours. If I need to run errands, I can go after noon, when nobody’s around.

5/28/2001
Generative Unxmaal Theme Music

Generate music based on a sitename or IP address. Here’s the new theme music for Unxmaal.com.

5/27/2001
Stress Test

I feel so happy that I’m much less-stressed than Robyn, who is basically a plant.

You exhibit a stress percentage of 10%, which barely registers. Get a job.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

1. consciousness.

Q.E.D.