Thanks to Riothero, I discovered that fucknbc.com does in fact exist, and it points to CBS.com. Furthermore, fuckcbs.com exists, too, and, you guessed it, it points to NBC.com . “What the?” I did a whois, and found this:

whois -h whois.corenic.net fucknbc.com …
 – 2600 Enterprises (template COCO-12817)
 emmanuel@2600.com
 PO Box 99
  Middle Island, NY 11953 US

 Domain Name: fucknbc.com
 Status: production

 Admin Contact, Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
 Emmanuel Goldstein (COCO-12818) emmanuel@2600.com
 +1 516 751 2600 (FAX) +1 516 474 2677

and this:

whois -h whois.corenic.net fuckcbs.com …
 – 2600 Enterprises (template COCO-12817)
  emmanuel@2600.com
  PO Box 99
  Middle Island, NY 11953 US

  Domain Name: fuckcbs.com
  Status: production

  Admin Contact, Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
  Emmanuel Goldstein (COCO-12818) emmanuel@2600.com
 +1 516 751 2600 (FAX) +1 516 474 2677

While fuckabc doesn’t seem to exist as a site, the domain is registered by a guy who’s email address is “sitting@home.com” , which I think is just hilarious.