Welllllll, whaddaya know? You don’t have to be a coon dog or sheep to get screwed in Hellabama.*
*DISCLAIMER: The comment written above is a brazen attempt at hillbilly humor and should not be ingested with any form of serious consideration whatsoever. You may do so at your own risk, however, please note that all angry e-mails in defense of the deep south will be met with glaring indifference and shall not justify a response nor any utterance on my part as to what a dolt I consider you for not upgrading your funny bone. Goddit?? Pee ess….”Southern born and Southern bred, when I die I’ll be Southern dead.”