woops

I honestly didn’t know that Saturday was Heather‘s birthday.

As Milkman Dan would say,

I’d make you a belated cake, Heather, but I’m not sure what I can do with the remaining food in our pantry/fridge, which consists of some Cheese Grits, some Brownie Mix, a can of Split Pea Soup, and some 3-month-old Eggnog. I’ll do my best.