I honestly didn’t know that Saturday was Heather‘s birthday.
As Milkman Dan would say,
I’d make you a belated cake, Heather, but I’m not sure what I can do with the remaining food in our pantry/fridge, which consists of some Cheese Grits, some Brownie Mix, a can of Split Pea Soup, and some 3-month-old Eggnog. I’ll do my best.
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