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I’m so happy! Yana says that she’s gonna buy me this for my birthday next year!

I can hardly wait. I mean what could a guy want more than his own tropical island?

Oh. Wait..

His own_pirate ship!

YARR! Yo ho ho and a bottle of Dew!

Yes, Yana is sick. Send her flowers and get-well email. And lots of money. She’s gonna need it to pay for my pirate island birthday present.