Killin’ Terrists

My co-worker Matt is joining the National Guard, and is going to Basic Training in a few days. We kid him that his training will consist of being handed a gun and getting sand kicked in his face, before they put him on the boat for Iraq.

Today he was complaining about writing a script to test a crash caused by fuser.

Matt: “I can’t believe I’m getting paid to write a virus payload.”
Me: “It’s the same thing as what you’ll be doing in Iraq, except instead of machines you’ll be killin’ filthy terrists.”
Matt: “…”
Me: “You definitely need to name your test system Osama. Then have your system crasher deploy into /bin/laden .”