Taco Bell

Taco Bell, the staple of my college days, has set up a 40×40 foot target in the Pacific Ocean in preparation for Mir’s reentry. If, by some extraordinary stroke of luck, the core of Mir strikes the target, Taco Bell will give every American a free taco.

Taco Bell has insured the floating target against satellite hits in order to cover the cost of the free taco redemption … just in case.