Big Trouble

Next time some eight-foot-tall, wild-eyed maniac taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall and asks you if you’ve paid your dues, well, you just do what ole Jack Burton always does at a time like that: you stare that sucker right back in the eye.

“Have you paid your dues, Jack?”

“Yes, sir; the check is in the mail.”

—Jack Burton – Big Trouble in Little China