Work Haikus

My pal Mark Goosby sent me several IT industry haikus that (I assume) he composed:

Not my issue here
Says the server guy to me
Restart process – fix

trading floor problem
the network is always broken
why not sunadmin?

a telco problem
local carrier at fault
knee-jerk troubleshoot

circuit is broken
check coding and framing now
CSU options

user blames networking
firewall is misconfigured
easy easy fix

break out the sniffer
client server not talking
admin ignores test

Why not try it out? Haiku structure is 5 syllables, 7 syllables , 5 or 4 syllables.