Dictators and Sitcoms

I can’t read. I especially can’t read instructions. On Smalltime’s Dictator site, you’re supposed to pretend that you’re either a dictator, or an actor from some TV sitcom. The site then asks you questions, such as “Are you male or female?” And so on.

I didn’t read the instructions. I thought the site was asking questions about me. I got all the way through the questionnaire, and it guessed that I was Fred Savage, from Working. When I told it no, the site demanded that I explain who I was, so I filled in the form. Now, I guess I’m either a dictator, or a sitcom actor.