Dutch Clown Bicycles For Sex

Me: You need this.

Marcia: wtf?

Me: It “strengthens inner thigh muscles.”

Marcia: And I need that?

Me: You could say ”I ride a little clown bicycle for better sex”

Marcia: ….

Me: Well, it SAYS that the Dutch always use them.

Marcia: I’ve never seen one in my life.

Me: Ok, well, I can’t back that up. But I suspect that secretly, all Dutch people ride little clown bicycles.

Marcia: Nah. We just have lots of sex, so we don’t need to strengthen our inner thigh muscles any further.