Robert in London

If those of you who live in or near London felt a disturbance in the Force this weekend, like millions of voices cried out in unison and then were suddenly silenced, don’t worry, it was just my roommate Robert. He’s come to visit your loverly country, to sample its history, to soak up the sights, and to get jiggy with some hot hardcore Internet Engineering Task Force action.

Apparently our employer mixed up Robert’s lodging vouchers with those of upper management, so he’s staying at the swank Thistle Marble Arch in downtown London. Note that his room has air-conditioning and is larger than a closet, so if you’re in the area, feel free to leave him some hate mail, or even some eggnog.