Lame Diablo Story

This one time, on Battlenet…

Last night I helped Robert build a new character for Diablo 2. So that he could get past the Normal difficulty level quickly, I went in and killed all the bosses for each Act, but let him stand in the room with me so he could gain the quest item. Now, Robert’s character is “Slayer Big_Mistake, the Level 2 Druid.”

Just for kicks, he went to some Nightmare-difficulty PlayerKiller dueling games and started taunting people. He’d run around, threatening to “kick their asses”, and they couldn’t touch him because characters must be at least level 9 to duel.

Slayer Big_Mistake (level 2): “Anyone wanna duel? I’ll take all of you on!”
PKDeathKiller (level 79): “Oh really?”
Slayer Big_Mistake: “Yea! Bring it on!”
Slayer Big_Mistake was slain by Quill Rat.