Turn Signal

In the event that I ever have to risk life and limb by driving on Atlanta’s I-285 during rush hour, I’ve come up with a new bumpersticker idea. I’ll buy a 1961 Ford Galaxie, paint the parts that aren’t rusted or covered with Bondo a deep snot-green, and drive offensively.

The bumpersticker should read: “CHRIST IS MY TURN SIGNAL.”