P-Mate

I’m not sure whether I’m more terrified by the fact that the P-Mate exists, or the fact that it “won the Dutch Millenium Award.”

Scary as it is, I do admire the …intestinal fortitude… of the marketing team that came up with phrases like “Surprise a friend and be orginal!” “Stand up, aim and go!” and “The vertical solution for women who want to go when they have to go; anywhere, anytime.”