Luvseat

Yet another device that fills me with fear: the LuvSeat. The fact that this thing exists is terrifying enough, but digging deeper into the site, you’ll find that it supports “up to 500 pounds.” Is that for one person, or two? One 100lb person, and a 400lb person? It also has accessories, such as “securely-attached steel hooks or eyes for attaching restraints.” Oh, and for you naughty weasels browsing from work, be careful scrolling down; the animated gifs are classics.