West Wing

To Nyx, regarding a West Wing recap she was trying to get me to read at 4 AM:

“For me, attempting to read a West Wing recap is like trying to eat sushi at an authentic sushi bar. There’s a ton of pretext and hidden innuendo, and a whole language behind everything, but I just wanted a California roll and I can’t figure out how to get the chef’s attention. Oh, and they keep putting lemon wedges in my water.”