WinXP

XP is the emoticon for how I feel about the newest polished turd from Microsoft, which is the OS du jour for my work-provided laptop.

To me, XP feels like someone harvested a million spam emails and built an entire operating system out of them.

I poke the start bu–HELLO WE’RE MICROSOFT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY OUR SODA?!!!–Click cancel. Click the start b-COME ON AND BUY MSN ALONG WITH OUR SODA!!!!!!!-Click cancel again. Ass hats. Click sta-YOU’D REALLY LOVE A WHOLE MSN-BRANDED LIVING ROOM SUITE WITH SOME MS SODA RIGHT NOW!!!—No, you bastards!! Move mouse slightly–YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!! AND BUY OUR SODA!!!