Turd Twister

Time-travelling scientists must have gone to the future and read Laura’s latest post, then taken the technology and created the Turd Twister.

Come on, if you could time-travel, wouldn’t you steal technology from the future that enabled you to create devices that turned your butt into a Play-Doh Fun Factory?

I really want one of these, just for work. Imagine the expression on the cleaning lady’s face as she finds little heart-shaped turds floating in the bowl, special, just for her.