Mule-Hide

Tonight Laura and I were at Ruby Tuesday’s, and I saw this sign on the wall.
It was one of those old ads that some designer bought for fifty cents at a flea-market and sold to the restaurant chain for $500.

It was for “Mule-Hide”.

I immediately thought of some type of cream for a mule.

You know, to hide it.

“I say, Jim, that mule of yours is pretty darn conspicuous! You need some MULE-HIDE!!”

Then I went on to think that maybe it was for some terrible skin condition

“Sorry, Jane, but Betty can’t go out tonight. She’s got mules all over her nose.”

“Well, Mary, she should try the new Extra Strength MULE HIDE!!”