The Pit of the Peach

It really isn’t Mapquest‘s fault that their maps are wrong. Last night, looking up directions to a business, I discovered that Interstate North Parkway SE splits, but retains the same name. No kidding. Looking at the map, you’d think that Interstate North Parkway SE would become Leland Dr SE. However, this is Atlanta. Interstate North Parkway SE goes straight, and it also veers off to the northeast.

In a few months the city will probably rename both roads to “Interpeachtreestate Parkway North South Peach Circle Lane Way NE/SW”. Because Atlanta really needs more roads named Peach-something.

“Better rename some more roads! These people MIGHT forget that Georgia’s famed for its beaches.”

“Right, I’ll get on that.”

Later…

“Wait! PEACHES!! Not beaches!!”

“Sorry sir, but now we have 640 signs with a beach that looks like someone’s ass.”

“Oh, well, I suppose it’s better than a peach that looks like someone’s .. hey.. wait a minute..”