Questions

Answers to Tara‘s interview questions:

1. What’s your favorite potato dish (for example, mashed potato, loaded baked potato, scalloped, etc)?

1a. Mmm, mashed taters. Mashed taters is good taters. Gotta fear them unmashed taters. They might rise up and overthrow the gubmint. They’d be dictaters then.

2. Describe the weirdest experience you’ve ever had while driving.

2a. Stop signs. I just noticed them last week. Really annoying. You people have put up with those things for how long?

3. What’s funnier, cheese or corn?

3a. Corn. Just think about the word. Cooorn. Say it over and over. Besides, when was the last time you’ve found cheese in your poop? And for those of you who’ve been sodomized by an angry Pepperidge Farm employee during the holiday season: though you probably deserved it, it doesn’t count.

4. Name five songs you have in your collection that no one would expect you to have.

4a. That’s pretty unfair, since I enjoy finding the worst mp3s possible. Some of my favorites are:

The Beat Farmers – Tie My Pecker To My Leg
Coin – Jet Pack Turbo Suit
Blumchen – Du Und Ich
Rasputina – Howard Hughes
Luca Turilli – Ancient Forest of Elves

5. What’s your favorite flavor of Jelly Belly??? jelly beans?

I hate jelly beans. Most of them taste like earwax. If angry midgets are forcing me to eat them [the beans, not the midgets], I’d hope for lemon-flavored ones. Beans, not midgets. Although angry lemon-flavored midgets would be pretty interesting.