Home Warranty Scam Redux

Last night some cock-nozzle from the Home Warranty Scam company called.

“Hi, I’m Bob with Home Buyer’s Warranties!!! I just wanted to let you know that your home warranty coverage ends at the end of this month.”

“Oh, EXCELLENT!”

“Uh.. well I was calling to see if you wanted to renew it?”

“Absolutely not. I’d rather be mauled by wild dogs.”

“… Er..”

“MAULED. By DOGS. As in.. EATEN.”

“So you weren’t happy with the service?”

“I was exhilarated. Don’t ever call me again.” Click.