iPoop

In reference to yesterday’s post about Quicksilver:

Drew: I think I ran across that app when I was looking for a quick way to control iTunes
Me: I control iTunes via a bluetooth-enabled buttplug. I use my kegel muscles to squeeze it in certain ways to indicate ‘stop’ or ‘play’.
Drew: Nice.
Me: The problem is that I tend to shit myself when I try to change playlists.
Drew: We call those Smart Shitlists.