A few weeks ago, Kevin bought a wooden dinosaur model for 99 cents. When he got it home, he found that someone had already removed all of the little wooden bones, and donated the remains to charity. How nice.
Not one to be set back by adversity, Kevin took the wooden templates, scanned them, enlarged them by about 300%, and traced them onto large pieces of foam board.
Kevin now has a four-foot long Velociraptor model in his living room.
Today, Laura got a new fish.
Laura: I got a new work fish.
Laura: It’s a beta.
Me: A beta?
Me: Why would you want a pre-release fish?
Me: What does it do, eat 50% more food and sometimes swim upside down?
Laura: *pee*
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Tonight Laura and I were at Ruby Tuesday’s, and I saw this sign on the wall.
It was one of those old ads that some designer bought for fifty cents at a flea-market and sold to the restaurant chain for $500.
It was for “Mule-Hide”.
I immediately thought of some type of cream for a mule.
You know, to hide it.
“I say, Jim, that mule of yours is pretty darn conspicuous! You need some MULE-HIDE!!”
While doing some research on how to obtain a security clearance, I discovered this great anecdote regarding what not to write on your security clearance form.
New plan for World Domination:
Gather a couple of $2 bills.
Take them to Taco Bell.
Confuse the Taco-Slave.
Profit.
Just what you needed for Tuesday: quasi-mystical Nazi Samurai.