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News for Geeks. Err, I mean Greeks.

Imagine this:
You’re fifteen, and you’ve just been expelled from high school for casting a spell.

The sheer stupidity of the school and administrators aside, would that not just rock? I mean, nobody would dare mess with you again! Ever!

“Oh, you don’t want to vote for me for Class President? Well, that’s ok. I hope that little acne problem of yours doesn’t get … worse…”

Yay! Kelli‘s here, and we’re watching bad fantasy movies till our eyes bleed.

I just saw an ad that said, “Underpaid? Maybe it’s time to underwork.”

How ironic, since it comes from MicroSoft, a company well-known for being a burnout benefactor.

DOWN WIT DA MAN!

Embrace chai, embrace life…

I’m so happy! Yana says that she’s gonna buy me this for my birthday next year!

I can hardly wait. I mean what could a guy want more than his own tropical island?

Oh. Wait..

His own_pirate ship!

YARR! Yo ho ho and a bottle of Dew!

Yes, Yana is sick. Send her flowers and get-well email. And lots of money. She’s gonna need it to pay for my pirate island birthday present.

Ok so those of you with nothing better to do with your time and Palm Pilot, Build yourself a robot. However, I don’t think it will fair so well in the battle bots ring.

I don’t think I read anything on glish.com. I was too busy mousing over that weird picture of a bug and watching it turn into a menu.

At least, I was until IE crashed.