General

My whole family is just so damn weird. My sister just sent me her first email, and this is what she wrote:

To: eric
Subject: (no subject)

hey, this is your seester. whatcha doin. i’ve found a woman for you. she’s your type, maybe not too intelligent though. she’s tall, thin, has short funky hair that she cuts herself, and a silver necklace like yours; she is a nursing assistant. are you interested? let me know. how’s everything going? did u know that there is a city in canada named Dildo? call me, okay.
Sara

Now you too can generate your own useless error messages.

Scuba is okay….but THIS is DAMN COOL…..
Air? Where we’re going we don’t need….air…
If it’s good enough for Solid Snake, it’s good enough for me.

Unx Work: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
Unx Work: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
Unx Work: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY JOY
Shadowstitch: fag
you heard me.
AIM = Abuse Instant Messages!

…. and you thought spam was useless

Yikes! Demonbuster.com offers “FREE DELIVERY (DELIVERANCE) END-TIME DELIVERANCE CENTER DEMONBUSTER.COM DELIVERANCE MANUAL.”

I’m hoping they’re not talking about the Deliverance Deliverance.

The guy who ran over and nearly killed Stephen King was found dead Friday night.

Christina and I were driving somewhere this weekend, and she saw a bumpersticker on the car in front of us.

“What’s a F-mumble-mumble?”
“Huh?”
“What’s a Foowazeemumble?”
“I still didn’t hear you.”
“That car in front of us — the sticker! What’s a Fugazi?”

Now I think to myself, “How can anyone NOT know who Fugazi is? They’re only one of the most famous anti-corporate Straight-Edge bands on the planet!”

I can tell it’s time for Christina’s education to begin.

For those of you who are sick of solitaire, now you can play Jesus Dress UP!

Who knew game characters were such geeks?

Also check out “Jar Jar Binks: The E! True Hollywood Story”. If any of you went to Austin High School with me and remember Cary Grey, he shows up in here somewhere.