I love disgruntledhousewife.com. I mean, where else can you find such a dystopian view of pregnancy, or beautiful meat wallpaper!
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One of the things I think I’ll miss most about Flo-Town (all three of them) is my good buddy Jamie.
He’s a monkey. And after many hours of sleep deprivation, he gets on my PC and he writes stuff like this:
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Well you are a monkey and it all started whe?? I was a wee on.?? I het the hosts of the posts ad eh one of two things
happened.?? Once It turned to the geiser,
we should have left.?? But those crazy
horsed drawn fools with their blueberry flippen pancakes and the fishsticks
that the nazis ate for my lunch afree schoo.??
Oh lemme tell you about that on. There is nottin I can do, so what did
you come to him for? I don???t even like old muslims.?? Well what they did was they really shouldn???t have tackled that
guy like a bat on the run froma nutty professor.?? iN the peanut business, we like to call that one a no
brainert;???? You know that every thime I
eat one ot and it all comes out the wrong door.?? Eve ned and the other gy are just fine so its okay to go outside.
Ho ho ho Merry crhistman, and a hippt new yea.r .?? whoa hoss, I don???t even think I sow that one comink out of
Russia, mother russia. It was like gonit on the fair wit myh dad whan I was a
wee?? on.
Yay! I’ve posted several new pictures on the pix page!
If you think sex is harmless, just remember:
Senoir Pablo is watching you.
Help Control Drooling with SAL-TROPINE!
I will probably need some of this if I continue to play Diablo II until the wee hours of the day.
This Slashdot thread discusses banning FTP and Telnet services on college campuses, and replacing them with SSH and SCP. This is interesting as a security measure, because it’s something Jeff is dealing with at work.
Yaaaaay! Another friend has gotten out of Florence, and he didn’t even have to lose his soul. Congratulations, Kevin…never go back.
Florence has a bad habit of sucking the soul out of people. Most of the people I know in that town are perfectly content to stay there forever.
Not me. I’m going to nursing school, then moving to Australia just so the damned place never sucks me back into it’s vortex. Since I moved out a year ago, I have been back into the town itself exactly 5 times, all for unavoidable things such as my mom getting married for the 4th time and Xmas and stuff like that. Paul, however, went back ALL THE TIME. Paul is moving back in 2 months, to live in his mom’s basement for the rest of his life. Coincedence? I think not. (Of course, I’m not quite as much into substance abuse, either.)
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, when I first started this site, I had to steal some HTML code. I had no idea how to do anything with webpages, and really still don’t. While randomly poking around on the web, I found a neat site, and snagged its code. And then promptly forgot the site name. And now, a month later, I find it again.
Dratfink, I owe it all to you. Even after several complete redesigns, you can still see traces of Dratfink design lingering behind the stage, like a ghostly framework.
Bjork is cute. I want Bjork. However, I think an android that looked and sang like Bjork would go better with my furniture. And I could turn her off if she ate too much.
On the 25th episode of Star Trek-TNG, “the topographical map of the planetary surface was a “very shakey” drawing of Kei and Yuri. Yuri is on the right side, and Kei is upside down.”