Loss And Gain
[H. W. Longfellow]
When I compare
What I have lost with what I have gained,
What I have missed with what attained,
Little room do I find for pride.
I am aware
How many days have been idly spent;
How like an arrow the good intent
Has fallen short or been turned aside.
But who shall dare
To measure loss and gain in this wise?
Defeat may be victory in disguise;
Is it just me, or is this terrifying?
What is he DOING, exactly, anyways?
It looks like Cisco promptly removed Mike’s little page. Luckily, Bellsouth’s sucky cache-servers saved the day. Mike’s page is mirrored here, in all it’s glory.
Before you EVER think to yourself, “I suck, I’m so L@m3, I should drink bleach,”
REMEMBER… there are people who make badly drawn anime girls their site mascot…
And then there are those people who will idolize said mascots….
And then there is the special class of loser who buys a Special Limited Edition Print with a mascot on it…..
There, don’t you feel better? Now put down the gun.
My Metal Gear Name is “Lutfisking Gorilla“, though I’m not sure I should admit it.
Yay! I’m off to Atlanta for the next two days, where I’ll be staying with my pal Whois (I forget his real name). Jeff and I are going to the Nine Inch Nails concert Saturday night, so if you’re one of the three people who actually read this site, maybe we’ll see you there. =]
Oh yeah, this is definitely nightmare-fodder. Genetically-engineered goats produce spider webs. EEK! At least Marvel Comics can produce a whole new hero: SpiderGoat!
Go get your Something Awful
t-shirt! Do it, you monkey! It’s just $15 for a shirt that’ll make you so L33T you’ll be unrecognizeable.
I’m slowly becoming convinced that everyone online is on crack. Including myself. Here’s a good example: The Pitt Stop, a blog run by actor Brad Pitt (no really!). You should read this now, then immediately hide under your bed. I did.
Get yer ubiquitous E3 luvvin over at Something Awful.
Regarding Namco’s new “Pac Man: Maze Adventure” game:
“It was like ingesting 50 tabs of acid and watching somebody play “Chu Chu Rocket” while your kneecaps are beaten with a ballpeen hammer.”