General

I bleed for this

A few days ago, Robert was telling me about this very old-school collection of text files that were very hostile and very funny. Today, I discovered that Blort has implanted telepathic monitoring probes into Robert’s head, and by monitoring our conversations, has rediscovered that collection: “I Bleed For This?“.

Ancient Scripts

Ancient Scripts is an interesting site containing vast information on various written languages. The site divides writing systems in many ways, including by type, family, region, and alphabetically.

capsela

OMG, they still sell Capsela! I used to have a set of these. I may have to order a set… the Mega Set of course…

Dictators and Sitcoms

I can’t read. I especially can’t read instructions. On Smalltime’s Dictator site, you’re supposed to pretend that you’re either a dictator, or an actor from some TV sitcom. The site then asks you questions, such as “Are you male or female?” And so on.

I didn’t read the instructions. I thought the site was asking questions about me. I got all the way through the questionnaire, and it guessed that I was Fred Savage, from Working. When I told it no, the site demanded that I explain who I was, so I filled in the form. Now, I guess I’m either a dictator, or a sitcom actor.

Dutch Clown Bicycles For Sex

Me: You need this.

Marcia: wtf?

Me: It “strengthens inner thigh muscles.”

Marcia: And I need that?

Me: You could say ”I ride a little clown bicycle for better sex”

Marcia: ….

Me: Well, it SAYS that the Dutch always use them.

Marcia: I’ve never seen one in my life.

Me: Ok, well, I can’t back that up. But I suspect that secretly, all Dutch people ride little clown bicycles.

Marcia: Nah. We just have lots of sex, so we don’t need to strengthen our inner thigh muscles any further.

Code Red

What a poopy day. 60% greater ticket volume, possibly due to the release of some moron’s new worm, Code Red.

The perfect summer job.

These kids have the perfect summer job: they’re netting $4000 a week by selling items they’ve found while playing Diablo 2 online. That’s right, they’re selling imaginary items, software codes, for real cash via eBay. What I think is beautiful is that this is truly as close as you can get to real-life dungeon crawling. These kids slog through virtual dungeons, recover treasure, and sell it at the market, just like I did back in the AD&D days.

Phineas Gage

On the thirteenth of September, 1848, a explosive accident launched an inch-thick steel tamping rod through the head of Phineas P. Gage, foreman of blasting operations for the Rutland and Burlington Railroad. The shaft entering under the left cheekbone and exiting through the top of Gage’s skull. Gage survived, living for twelve more years, even though his personality was change to such an extent that his friends described him as “no longer Gage.”