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Invader Zim Obsessive Fansite

Invader Zim Obsessive Anonymous is another great Invader Zim fansite. There’s a few nice .wav files for download, and some screen captures.

Sadly, since the untimely death of my Tivo, I can no longer watch Invader Zim. I suppose I could hook up the VCR properly, but that would involve crawling amongst the deadly wire nest behind the TV. Here there be tygers.

Clickerlog

Sometime last week, I started working on the clickcounter script. I just knew that Daniel had been loading up his stats, so I hacked around on the script. I broke it horribly.

Since I am a genius world mastermind, I gave it to Daniel to fix, because I ph33r his leet skiLLz. Using his mad ninja powers, he was able to get IP-logging enabled on the script. Of course, once I had it installed, he clicked his link about 2000 times [with another script he made], so I was forced to go into the database and “correct” his numbers.

Blotto Box

From Daniel: Hey leat h4x0rz! Now you too can take out a whole telephone company with your very own Blotto Box!

Scientists developing stink bombs for

Scientists developing stink bombs for the Pentagon have “found two odors that appear to transcend culture, and a mixture of the two could form the basis of a weapon.”

I suspect that the two odors come from Robert’s left and right socks.

Sirrush

In 1902, German archaeologist Robert Koldewey unearthed the fabled Ishtar Gate in the ruins of Babylon. The gateway was decorated with bas-reliefs depicting three animals, a lion, a wild oxen, and one mythical creature: the Sirrush.

The Sirrush [Mushrushu] was described as having a slender body covered with scales, a long slender scaly tail, and a long slim scaly neck bearing a serpent’s head … [from the mouth] a long forked tongue protrudes. There are flaps of skin attached to the back of the head, which is adorned (and armed) with a straight horn.

Anitgravity

Great. Just a few months after I move away from Huntsville, some company decides to demonstrate antigravity, just a few miles from where I used to live. If Rod doesn’t go to this thing and take pictures, I’ll be so disappointed.

Clickthrus

Yay! It’s the first day of a new month, so it’s time to see which person spent too much time clicking his own link! The winner for the month of June, with 115 clickthroughs, is Matt Rossi!!

I’ve spoken with Matt about his recent victory, and he said that it was achieved through the creative use of aardvarks, Perl scripts, and tequila. Way to go, Matt!

I highly recommend reading Matt’s page. It’ll melt your head!