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Two new(ish) bands to obsessively collect and listen to: Luca Turilli and Rhapsody.

You’ve just gotta love a band that has songs with titles like “The Ancient Forest Of Elves.”

This is just typical.

While it assumed that most flying saucers are of alien, or perhaps Governmental Military origin, another possible origin of UFOs is ancient India and Atlantis.

Since cron still doesn’t work, I have to run my log-analysis scripts by hand. This means I usually forget to run them at all. I ran them last night and found that my most commonly-searched-for phrase is “panties” and “ugly men”.

It’s so nice to know your demographic.

Furthermore, in the last 3 months, my spider bait script served a whopping 78MB of fake email addresses to web-bots.

Get Wpoison from here.

“They’re supposed to be so alert and everything,” said Taylor, the technician at Cooper Ford. “How can they let so much marijuana get away from them?”

I think the answer is fairly obvious.

1 point? I am not a Designer.

I guess my main problem with Net Authority‘s Offender Database is that they don’t provide me with links to offending sites. I’d really like to check these sites out for myself. Hey, wait a minute. Maybe this whole NA thing is just a clever ruse designed to harvest a list of all the really interesting sites…

Hey kids: know of a deviant, blasphemous site on the net? Send them a warning from the Net Authority!

BOW TO ME, MEATBAG!!

Invader Zim rocks my world. If you haven’t seen this show already, go watch it now.

If I had a lawn to mow, I would do this to my lawnmower.

Anybody know where I can find a riding vacuum-cleaner?