General

S T E L A R C: The body is obsolete.

As you can tell from this chart, my site has a much higher monkey comparison than Daniel Powell.

It’s true, kids. I come from a long line of Honkies. One branch of the Dodd family contained so many horse thieves (in the 19th century), that all the people bearing that surname in that area changed their name.

Granted, they were not the brightest of folk. They all changed their name to “Dodds”, thinking the ‘s’ was distinctive.

Special thanks to Kristin, who bought me stuff off my Wishlist. She gets an extra set of wings and fangs, when she becomes a Minion.

Coffee Enema: it just wouldn’t taste the same, afterwards.

Great news, kids! Since a jury found Glaxo-SmithKline to blame in a shooting, the company will now be forced to warn Paxil users of potential effects such as ‘hallucinations, psychosis, suicide attempts and aggressive behavior.”

I could have told you that Paxil makes crazy people crazier.

Apparently, there are still some people out there who are using OS/2 Warp.

He was always such a quiet guy. You never would have suspect anything. Goes to show, they look just like everyone else.

Woohoo! Now you can Rent A Priest! Dial 1-800-PRIEST-9 now!

Man, I know what I’m doing this weekend.

I’m found out. I definitely have a foot fetish. Specifically, an unescapeable urge to own a pair of zippered combat boots. Check out ALTAMA Footwear’s site for more neato military boots.