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If you are thingking of travelling abroad, use This to get you so paranoid that you will actually look like the tourist you are.

Singularity:

_Within thirty years, we will have the technological means to create superhuman intelligence. Shortly after, the human era will be ended.

Let’s talk Ramen.

Taco Bell, the staple of my college days, has set up a 40×40 foot target in the Pacific Ocean in preparation for Mir’s reentry. If, by some extraordinary stroke of luck, the core of Mir strikes the target, Taco Bell will give every American a free taco.

Taco Bell has insured the floating target against satellite hits in order to cover the cost of the free taco redemption … just in case.

Hey kids! You, too can have your very own Live Action Animated Desktop Daniel! Download and play now!

This article has to be based on a poor translation. I’m certain that the article was meant to read “Cinemas sick of kids getting cellphones out during films.”

I find it so amusing that the Better Business Bureau‘s online page title reads “BBBOnLine, Inc. — Promoting Trust and Confidence on the Internet.”

Come on, guys. This is the same site whose “Hyperlinking Policy” supposedly only allows links “from entities that are information sources or public service-oriented, such as news media organizations, government agencies and search engines.” In other words, the BBB don’t want no links from no filthy plebeian sites like this one.

Leapin horny-toads! There’s over 625 tons worth of pennies in circulation today.

All your Bays are belong to us.

Matt Rossi is back. Go read his page and get your worldview permanently distorted.