200 ways to revive a crashed hard drive. These include dropping it, freezing it, hitting it, heating it with a hairdryer, and many other arcane chants and prayers.

I can’t begin to tell you of the wonders of the ASS Catalog: American Science & Surplus. Random bits of everything cool are located here for extremely low prices. We’re talking Gieger counters, gas masks, lab sets, lasers, crayons, plastic snakes, piezo speakers, and tons of other great junk that I truly don’t need and yet truly lust after.

When I absolutely can’t go buy it, I find out that the Rand McNally Travel Store has a great deal on their Palm III GPS System: $60 gets you the GPS pack and maps of all the states.

Hey kids! It’s Friday the 13th! What do Evil Minions do on this special day?

You guessed it: Learn how to make an H-Bomb!

One of the many nefarious projects the 404 Geeks are involved in is the evil plan to dig a hole straight through the center of the earth, starting from our apartment complex. Projections show that we will emerge here. It’ll be a tough job, but someone has to do it.

Have severe migraines? A hole in your heart could be the cause. British researchers have found a link between chronic severe migraines and small openings in the upper chambers of the heart. These openings allow blood to bypass the lungs, which may cause a migraine.

YES, I need this job.

Ever been on a new machine and wondered what the processor speed was? Check out WCPUID. It’ll tell you more about your current system than is healthy to know.

Tara, one of the missing Flogeeks, has done some work with JAGS, the “Jacksonville [Florida] Amateur Ghosthunting Society.” If you’re local to Jacksonville, check out the hauntings page for some hot spook action.

It took me forty-five minutes to find an illegal parking place near work today. I am considering buying a Moped. Suggestions?