Pennies

Leapin horny-toads! There’s over 625 tons worth of pennies in circulation today.

Bay

All your Bays are belong to us.

I blame Rod for that.

Matt Rossi

Matt Rossi is back. Go read his page and get your worldview permanently distorted.

Dung

When God, angels, aliens, or airplanes poop on your house, you’ve probably done something really bad.

Claritin

I fully endorse the evil marketing behind Claritin — an $80 drug that’s usually less than 40% effective.

Giraffe

When I move to Atlanta, I won’t be allowed to tie my giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

At least Daniel can drive to Marietta and legally spit from his truck.

Pizza bizz

Here’s how to kick ass in the pizza business.

I think it’s really interesting to read how pizza companies perform the marketing card tricks that keep them profitable.