It’s true, kids: Etoys is dead.

So we found this evil dead fiberglass clown in a crate on Ebay the other day ….

Wow. DeCSS in a 7-line, 531-byte Perl file.

I think I know what my new email .sig will be.

Drawing from those ‘Take a penny, leave a penny’ trays found at gas stations all over (Alabama, at least), Filepile allows you to freely take a mp3, movie, or picture, and leave one in return. The whole thing is powered by Blogger, and it also allows you to post comments about each entry.

More design goodness: Bruce Tognazzini explains Fitts’ Law.

In honor of my post about bovine air raids, Robyn has made a little haiku:

Some mean person told Marcia that Unxmaal.com doesn’t cause penile enlargement. Even worse, he called it a “tiki-god” site. News for him: his tiki-god site is right here. And I’m buying out the catalog. Thppt!

Robert says this Supreme Court decision opens the door for a whole lot of highway-adopting evil organizations.

Adopt a Highway: Minions of Unxmaal — Next 5 miles.

Neil Gaiman has set up an online journal about his forthcoming novel, American Gods.

Neater: he set it up through <a href=“http://www.blogger.com”Blogger.

I can guarantee that when I was in school, if the school board had urged us kids to skip school in order to show support for affirmative action, my parents would’ve joined the thousands of other parents in town and converged upon the school board, bearing semiautomatic weapons with the intent to do harm.

Frankly, I’ve got no pity for these slobs. If you cede your child-rearing rights to the government, don’t complain when the government turns your children into brainwiped automata.