Just in time for the holidays, I found an old baby picture of me.

You all want this as your desktop wallpaper.

Another of my evil plans awaits fruition: I will soon become a citizen of Cyber Yugoslavia, where I will use my awesome political powers to take over the world!

Don’t wait, kids, Apply for citizenship now!

Thanks to my dad, I got a Victorinox CyberTool. This great little pocketknife has all the tools a hardware geek might need, from a socket driver and bits to scissors and pliers.

Yeah, I know, it’s named “CyberTool”, which is terribly reminiscent of something you’d hear in Lawnmower Man 2. I keep wanting to lisp the word “Cyber” any time I hear it.

I admit it freely: I’m a geek. I have geek </a href=“http://counterintuitive.org”>friends. I live with geek roommates. I think geek chicks are attractive.

But please, please tell me: Is it truly necessary to have a Slackware Linux CDRom on top of the toilet?

Thanks to Xarquon, I’ve discovered Boob! The Dreamcast Research Site, which details a much less painful way to emulate Gameboy games on the Dreamcast.

Tsk tsk… Won’t Sony EVER learn??

Back in the day: A very interesting history of the warez scene on AOL.

Marking Martian craters has never been so easy, or so much fun!

This is an experiment in distributed computing, where volunteers can log on and classify Martian craters, work that is easy but very time-consuming. According to the site, “Since inception on November 17, 2000, all clickworkers combined have contributed 15947 crater-marking and 4398 crater-classification entries.” It’s much more entertaining than playing Solitaire.

So the Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, and Britney Spears aren’t really all that holy. There goes my weekend.

Possible Unxmaal.com feature: Big Linkage. It’s supposed to be a script that goes through my archives, finds the links, and lists them on one big page. I suck at Perl, so any pointers would be much appreciated.