I posted some of my older poetry. More will be forthcoming, hopefully, if I haven’t forgotten how to write.

Eric seems to be all obsessed with creating your own personalized custom items; your own makeup, your own cereal, etc…

But what about the oft neglected world of the most innocuous candy-coated confections ever?

Note to the three females who read this site: Reflect.com looks like a really neat idea to me. It allows you to custom-design your own makeup and beauty products and have them shipped to your house. I really like customization, but I don’t know enough about the arcane arts of cosmetology to tell if this service is really useful. Please post comments below. =]

News for Geeks. Err, I mean Greeks.

Imagine this:
You’re fifteen, and you’ve just been expelled from high school for casting a spell.

The sheer stupidity of the school and administrators aside, would that not just rock? I mean, nobody would dare mess with you again! Ever!

“Oh, you don’t want to vote for me for Class President? Well, that’s ok. I hope that little acne problem of yours doesn’t get … worse…”

Yay! Kelli‘s here, and we’re watching bad fantasy movies till our eyes bleed.

I just saw an ad that said, “Underpaid? Maybe it’s time to underwork.”

How ironic, since it comes from MicroSoft, a company well-known for being a burnout benefactor.

DOWN WIT DA MAN!

Embrace chai, embrace life…

I’m so happy! Yana says that she’s gonna buy me this for my birthday next year!

I can hardly wait. I mean what could a guy want more than his own tropical island?

Oh. Wait..

His own_pirate ship!

YARR! Yo ho ho and a bottle of Dew!

Yes, Yana is sick. Send her flowers and get-well email. And lots of money. She’s gonna need it to pay for my pirate island birthday present.