I’ve seen (and been slightly nauseated by) about four movies in the last two months. Each and every one has been preceded by a wretched abomination of a trailer featuring that noxiously cute little vermin, Hallie Kate Eisenberg. No, you don’t understand. Every movie I’ve wanted to see in the last two months has been proceeded by this roachlike bucktoothed little whelp, pathetically lipsynching to some unknown Western movie “star”. I hate this kid. Really.

my Corn Pops cereal alerted me to the website, eetandern.com.

Here, I can save and spend a certain number of points, determined by secret codes printed inside boxes of cereal.
let’s see…. I earned 35 points for this box of cereal….
And a Game Boy costs 6400 points…then……
If I don’t get any more than 35 points per box….
I need to eat roughly 182 more boxes of cereal.
Which, at current average supermarket prices, totals over 730$.

I was so impressed with the Bradd Pitt blog that I decided to create one of my own. So I thought about something that would be kind of cute to do, and I came up with a girl who is involved in some bizarre cult based out of Huntsville. This has nothing to do with my own life, and the characters are not modeled after my friends. I swear. No, really. And I am definitely not like Killer Ciara. Really, I’m not…

I love disgruntledhousewife.com. I mean, where else can you find such a dystopian view of pregnancy, or beautiful meat wallpaper!

One of the things I think I’ll miss most about Flo-Town (all three of them) is my good buddy Jamie.
He’s a monkey. And after many hours of sleep deprivation, he gets on my PC and he writes stuff like this:

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Well you are a monkey and it all started whe?? I was a wee on.?? I het the hosts of the posts ad eh one of two things
happened.?? Once It turned to the geiser,
we should have left.?? But those crazy
horsed drawn fools with their blueberry flippen pancakes and the fishsticks
that the nazis ate for my lunch afree schoo.??
Oh lemme tell you about that on. There is nottin I can do, so what did
you come to him for? I don???t even like old muslims.?? Well what they did was they really shouldn???t have tackled that
guy like a bat on the run froma nutty professor.?? iN the peanut business, we like to call that one a no
brainert;???? You know that every thime I
eat one ot and it all comes out the wrong door.?? Eve ned and the other gy are just fine so its okay to go outside.
Ho ho ho Merry crhistman, and a hippt new yea.r .?? whoa hoss, I don???t even think I sow that one comink out of
Russia, mother russia. It was like gonit on the fair wit myh dad whan I was a
wee?? on.

Yay! I’ve posted several new pictures on the pix page!

If you think sex is harmless, just remember:
Senoir Pablo is watching you.

Help Control Drooling with SAL-TROPINE!

I will probably need some of this if I continue to play Diablo II until the wee hours of the day.

This Slashdot thread discusses banning FTP and Telnet services on college campuses, and replacing them with SSH and SCP. This is interesting as a security measure, because it’s something Jeff is dealing with at work.

Yaaaaay! Another friend has gotten out of Florence, and he didn’t even have to lose his soul. Congratulations, Kevin…never go back.

Florence has a bad habit of sucking the soul out of people. Most of the people I know in that town are perfectly content to stay there forever.

Not me. I’m going to nursing school, then moving to Australia just so the damned place never sucks me back into it’s vortex. Since I moved out a year ago, I have been back into the town itself exactly 5 times, all for unavoidable things such as my mom getting married for the 4th time and Xmas and stuff like that. Paul, however, went back ALL THE TIME. Paul is moving back in 2 months, to live in his mom’s basement for the rest of his life. Coincedence? I think not. (Of course, I’m not quite as much into substance abuse, either.)