Go get your Something Awful
t-shirt! Do it, you monkey! It’s just $15 for a shirt that’ll make you so L33T you’ll be unrecognizeable.

I’m slowly becoming convinced that everyone online is on crack. Including myself. Here’s a good example: The Pitt Stop, a blog run by actor Brad Pitt (no really!). You should read this now, then immediately hide under your bed. I did.

Get yer ubiquitous E3 luvvin over at Something Awful.

Regarding Namco’s new “Pac Man: Maze Adventure” game:
“It was like ingesting 50 tabs of acid and watching somebody play “Chu Chu Rocket” while your kneecaps are beaten with a ballpeen hammer.”

Yes, yes, I realize that this isn’t a videogame site, but I’m taking so much pleasure in the whole bleemcast thing… Wouldn’t you, if you saw a quote like This?

“We asked about copy protection, and Mr. Herpolsheimer said that they have entirely given up on trying to replicate Sony???s copy protection in bleem!, and one of the deciding factors was when Sony made it apparent during the trial that any attempt by bleem! to implement the PlayStation copy protection and prevent CDRs from being playable, would actually be a direct violation of a Sony patent on their protection scheme.”

I played Quake3 last night.. first time in a month
and kicked EVERYONE’s ass on 3 different servers.
BAHAHAHAAHAHA!

I bought n played Tachyon: the Fringe too. I crashed my ship in training. It blew up. I’m takin the game back.

Omigod… This is either the biggest joke in video game history, or it will change the face of gaming as we know it.
Here are some pics of something.
Do you see a difference between A and B?
I thought you might. There’s a reason for that.
One of them is from the Playstation game, Ridge Racer 4.
One of them is from the Playstation game, Ridge Racer 4, on a DREAMCAST.

Wanna see something really frightening?
Somehow, I knew you would.

When prank calls to local businesses aren’t enough some people go that extra mile with creativity.Cranial.com – Will Hertes Prank Letters. A refreshing view of a most beloved pasttime…

Here’s the homepage of Irene de Guzman, suspected of creating the “ILOVEYOU” Outlook Exploit.

Oooh.. now she’s such a vicious-looking criminal!

Frankly, I think all of this is a load of crap. The Feds have no idea who the perp is, and the stuff we see in the news media is simply damage control designed to keep us from questioning the expertise of law enforcement officials. I fully expect to see more and more of these types of exploits, considering the simplicity of modifying these scripts.

Ahh.. here’s what we needed: New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life. “It’s The Crispety, Crunchety Respite Of The Doomed.”