While perusing this price list of performers, I thought to myself, “Wow, I could sell my car and have Ice T rap in my apartment.” Now wouldn’t that be k-rad?

This is what I get for asking Laura for money.

And yeah, I presented it to the bank teller with a great big smile.

If you’re in the mood for Middle-Eastern food, check out the Falafel Cafe on Cobb Parkway in Marietta. Finding the little cafe is not easy, but it’s worth it. This is by far one of the best Middle-Eastern restaurants I’ve been to in the Atlanta area [out of three]. Yesterday we had stuffed grape leaves and eggplant dip as appetizers, and the falafel platter. I ordered the appetizers because I simply refused to believe that a $4 entree made entirely of vegetables would fill me up. I was very much wrong; the falafels are delicious and the pita-style bread is very filling.

When I was bored and unwilling to do work, I asked Laura to tell me a story.

Laura: “I used to have 7 toes on each foot, but I had the extras removed. I keep the extras in a pickle jar full of vodka. Only 3 are left though because, once, someone ate one thinking it was a Vienna sausage.”

Me: “Aww, Poor missing toes! You could tape the old ones on?”

Rawr! I really need a Firewire hub that’s shaped like Godzilla!

How you can tell that ‘Unxmaal’ is Evil:

U   N   X   M   A   A   L

  85  78  88  77  65  65  76     - as ASCII values

   4   6   7   5   2   2   4     - digits added

  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/

   4   6   7   5   8             - digits added

Thus, "unxmaal" is 46758.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1986 – the year a postman in Okhlahoma gone postal, killing 14. The number is now 87750.

A friend of mine recently asked about a way to format a hard drive in such a way that “noone would be able to retrieve the information with any special tools.”

The problem with security is that, depending on your level of paranoia, no method is safe.

The CIA-approved methods of destroying disk data include pulverizing the hard disk platters and then burning them. Even then it is hypothetically possible to recover data from burned chunks of hard drive media, if the recovering organization has enough resources and the will to do so. For example, if you’re concerned about the Illuminati recovering your info, chances are they already have it, or they’ll use their super secret MKULTRA mind assassins to haunt your house and capture your data with spirit familiars.

YES! NCSX is going to do another batch of dreamcast Ethernet cards. You can Preorder the unit here. If they get 1000 preorders they will start production.

I’ve always said “avoid computer products with ‘pack’ in the name, like “Compaq” or “Packard-Bell”. I didn’t follow my own rule this weekend, though, when I got a Hewlett-PACKard Scanjet 3500C.

The box advertised it as being OSX-compatible. The Compusa sales droid assured me it was OSX-compatible. However, when I got the scanner home, installed the software from the included CD, and connected it to my iBook, nothing happened. After a few more gyrations, I decided to download the newest updated driver. Holy crap! At 200MB, this ‘driver update’ weighed in like a Microsoft service pack!

This is why TV sucks: if there’s ever a good show that doesn’t quite fit the mainstream lowest-common-denominator viewer, it gets axed. Sci-Fi’s ‘Farscape’ is quite possibly the best sci-fi television show I’ve ever watched, and apparently Sci-Fi execs have opted out of the fifth season and decided to cancel the show.

Perhaps some well-placed calls to Sci-Fi Programming [212-413-5821] or comments [212-413-5577] would help.