My little brother turns twelve today. For his birthday, I got him this website. It’s a little vacant for now, because he’s moving into a new house, but eventually he’ll grow into it.

Happy birthday, Sam!

Barely beating Blort by a barrel of accumulated alliteration, Matt Rossi summons the ancient powers of Mum-Ra and wins this month’s clickthrough contest!

I’ve done some more work on the Linkage page, so if you’ve linked me on your link page and I don’t know about it, please let me know.

Seasoned travellers know that when dealing with airport authorities in Hawai’i like U.S. Customs, you do not play around. They have the documented power to stop and search anybody.

This book sounds pretty cool.

Ooh! Are you Fascist or not?

Tons of alien lifeforms fall onto Earth every year. Invasion of the Body Snatchers, anyone?

For my birthday, I want the Athlon Deathstar.

There is a special Hell reserved for whichever moron that signed me up —again— for CrushSuck’s spam service. Apparently, said moron didn’t read my rant last time.

According to Humans For Sale, I’m worth exactly $2,290,950.00.

Woodlice are frequently found in clumps or groups. When parts of their bodies touch a surface, woodlice slow down and will eventually stop if enough of their body comes into contact with an object or another woodlouse (thigmokinetic response). This type of behaviour will cause clumping of woodlice as they come into contact with each other as they explore their habitat. This clumping will result in an overall reduction in the surface area to volume ratio of the group (compared with individuals) and this will lead to a reduction in the rate of water loss.