Joseph sent me a link to these super-neato mesh carrying-straps for your computer equipment. They’re perfect for LANparties!

I’ve had a few requests for clarification of the little numbers beside the sidebar links, and the differences between the sidebar boxes.

The numbers reflect the number of times someone has clicked through to a linked page. At the end of the month, I sort links based on that number, highest to lowest. This is error prone and assumes a number of things: that I’m the only person who reads my page, thus moving the links I read most closer to the top, and that people are honest. If you want, you can smack that link a hundred times, and load up the numbers. Since I’m a mean bastard, I can also just edit the file back down to zero. It’s not that big of a deal. 🙂

“They are contradicting-influentially and powerfully-vast fields of learning in which their own knowledge and reading is indistinguishable from zero. My ‘arrogant and intolerant’ statement turns out to be nothing but simple truth.

No wonder Walmart always advertises with that spastic smileyface.

Two new(ish) bands to obsessively collect and listen to: Luca Turilli and Rhapsody.

You’ve just gotta love a band that has songs with titles like “The Ancient Forest Of Elves.”

This is just typical.

While it assumed that most flying saucers are of alien, or perhaps Governmental Military origin, another possible origin of UFOs is ancient India and Atlantis.

Since cron still doesn’t work, I have to run my log-analysis scripts by hand. This means I usually forget to run them at all. I ran them last night and found that my most commonly-searched-for phrase is “panties” and “ugly men”.

It’s so nice to know your demographic.

Furthermore, in the last 3 months, my spider bait script served a whopping 78MB of fake email addresses to web-bots.

Get Wpoison from here.

“They’re supposed to be so alert and everything,” said Taylor, the technician at Cooper Ford. “How can they let so much marijuana get away from them?”

I think the answer is fairly obvious.